What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 15:21
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Thank you.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Me : Because it's month of August.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : I'm 24.
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Tea ?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : I don't drink
Me : I don't drink coffee also
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Is BPD real or just an excuse?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Me : No
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Sure.